ManOvers

If you think the other two boys we took and crafted into gorgeous specimens of menz were pretty incredible, they were. But you ain’t seen nothing yet. Meet Greasy Rocker Boy Tristan.

BEFORE:

A  lot of boyz in LA sport this look. Maybe they think it makes them look  like Kurt Cobain. But  if this is you, it doesn’t. Kurt Cobain’s hot. Boys like Tristan here just  look like they need a shower.  PS: NOTE TO JIM CARREY: We’re looking for you. You’re NEXT.

AFTER:

It’s a good thing Tristan’s girlfriend was with him, because the Wing Girls would have been ALL OVER this  like white on rice. Hot. Hot. HOT. I’m sorry, but we really should get a medal for  unearthing Tristan’s inner male model.  And to Tristan’s girlfriend, your welcome.

With the success of ED (he’s on a date as we speak– for ANY of you who doubted us), The Wing Girls took their man-skills back to the streets. We found Mendy talking to a homeless man in front of a 7-11. True Story. The homeless man wanted a manover too.  Maybe in June.

Here’s Mendy BEFORE:

MENDY had an unfortunate case of the lopsided mushroom curly topped mop.

Now don’t get us wrong, the Wing Girls are all in favor of a fat Jew-Fro, but this just wasn’t cutting it. So we cut it for him.   Lisa decided to give Mendy some more texture. He told us he had just gotten a hair cut two weeks ago… must grow pretty fast.

After that we ran to Wasteland on Melrose, we ran for fear his hair would grow back in the ten minutes it took to get there…get it? HA HA AHHHHH! Ok so we found him a vintage 70′s T and a kind of Kurt Cobainish button up on top. Hot Mendeazy…real hot.

AFTER: Just look at our Mendy Mendelsexy Now!

Meet Ed. We found him walking down Melrose ave, sporting a free jersey that said “Special Ed” on the back and 69 on the front…wink wink. He also needed a haircut and his chin pubes shizaved, HOLLA! We took him to Floyds and Ray hooked him up with a sort of Faux Hawk dealy.Then Joey shaved him real fresh like.

Ed was down for a new style, having just gotten out of a relationship three and a half weeks ago. He needed a new method for getting ass. In place of his bewildered sporty guy, we suggested a “hot surfer jock” look. Girls love it and it goes with his unbelievable body, actual surfing/skating ability and Burt Reynolds tan. To finish it off we found a Penguin sweater at Wasteland, a vintage clothing store for around 18 bucks! HOLLA!

Ed said he liked “small, thin, athletic girls..you know the usual thing.” No we don’t.

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